monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

phoenixx23:

thepoeticrebel:

dontbeabrat:

prettylxxxve:

lolitalovesshoes:

This is not life…

Wow wow wow

oh but nigga we ignorant tho

._.

1958 THESE ARE SOME OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS!!!! 
"slavery was hundreds of years ago. get over it" 
shut THE fuck up. 56 years ago black children were zoo attractions.
the same thing is happening in india as of LAST YEAR. Native Jarwawa peoples are tracked down like creatures on a safari and are forced to dance for food. x 
fuck you. fuck yourself. fuck your “reverse racism”.

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

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absolutly deezgusted with the state of my legs right now

sexhaver:

ive honestly never understood why drinking to get drunk is a sign of alcoholism like who the FUCK drinks to get moderately tipsy? who the fuck drinks because alcohol tastes good? literally nobody in recorded history thats who

cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

gothicwoadie:

life is Mad gay. but so is death. so what can you do? buckle my shoe.

-dr. seuss. one of his more underground poems