taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 
vogue-and-valium:

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theonion:

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radgreymon:

nvdisbitch:

When people describe sex as poetically as this. It makes me want to have sex without even being horny.

this how white people have sex fuckin boring and pretentiously “oh yes my dear smack my buttocks with a bit more vigor mmmm yes my regards!” get all the way the fuck outta here.
man-of-prose:


"I long so much to make beautiful things. But beautiful things require effort and disappointment and perseverance."
Vincent van Gogh